Who, may I ask, wrote the script for this NFL season? Suspense...plenty, drama....sure, exciting ending....to be determined.

The Jets defeat the Dolphins in week 1, get hammered by the Chargers, but the Chargers lose to the Dolphins who had previously lost to the Jets. The Eagles defeat the Rams, the Redskins defeat the Eagles, then lose to the (then) 0-4 Rams who were previously beaten by the Eagles. The Broncos defeat the Chargers, the Chargers defeat the Patriots, then the Broncos are destroyed by the Patriots who were beaten by the Chargers who were defeated by the Broncos. The Broncos spank the Raiders, the Raiders beat the Chiefs, but the Chiefs defeat the Broncos, who spanked the Raiders who had beaten the Chiefs previously. The Jets score 56 points against the 4-2 Cardinals, then score just 13 points against the 2-4 Raiders. The Giants beat the Redskins, the Redskins beat the Browns, but the Browns defeat the previously undefeated Champion Giants who beat the Redskins who beat the Browns. I'm getting a headache.

The Broncos began the season 3-0, and are now 4-3. The Cowboys started out 4-1. and are now 4-3. The Chicago Bears have scored the most points in the NFL this season led by ....Kyle Orton? The Titans are 6-0 this season led by.... Kerry Collins? The Titans have allowed just 66 points this season. The Cardinals allowed 56 points in one game. The Atlanta Falcons have a better record than the Cowboys, Packers, Colts, Broncos, Bears, Jaguars, and Chargers? The Rams start out 0-4 and right the ship against the Redskins (4-1) and Cowboys (4-2)?

Kyle Orton has passed for more yards and more TDs than both Mannings? Kerry Collins has ben sacked just once in 6 games while the more mobile JT O'Sullivan has been sacked 29 times? Titan's Running back Chris Johnson has more rushing yards than Marion Barber, Ryan Grant, LaDainian Tomlinson, Steven Jackson, and Frank Gore? And Titan's LenDale White has more TDs than any RB? Ocho Cinco has just dos touchdowns? Que pasa amigo?

Steve Smith gets suspended. Kellen Winslow gets suspended. Plaxico Burress gets suspended. Larry Johnson gets suspended. Pacman Jones gets suspended ...oh wait, that's from last years script. No wait, that IS part of this years script too. The Brady Bunch is cancelled, Kiffin is kaput, and Millen is chillin'.

Oh well, maybe I'll just wait and see how this season's script plays out. I have many fantasy guys playing in the Charger/Saints game, so.......London? This game is being played in London? Who wrote this damn script?



Court Adjourned!